Chicken Joke
 

Neo asks Morpheus-Why did the chicken cross the road?


Morpheus.........
"Think about it did the chicken really cross the road or has the chicken been living in a controlled environment, being prompted by super intelligent A.I.s to always cross imaginary roads. The chicken thinks it crossed the road but in fact it was all in its head the chicken is actually a battery. Its native impulse to cross roads is processed by the A.I.s and then electrical impulses are sent to the chicken's brain to make it believe it has crossed the road. Do you really think that those are eggs that the chicken is laying?"

if you like that one i found a site that has similar one's chickenjoke.com

That might have been funny had the 2nd and 3rd movies not sucked so hard.

After watching the second one, I was praying the third one would make up for it.....

God denied my prayer request. Probably helping orphans or some shit like that.

Why'd the chicken cross the road???

He wanted to see his friend 'Gregory' peck!!!

These jokes are much funnier in the context of the whole list.

They build on one another. I particularly like the Dr. Seuss one.

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yes I agree the doctor Suess is absolutely hilarious.

yep that is good...

i do like the Dr. suess' answer but im not fond of the matrix one... i chuckled at the suess one

Yeap :) the Dr. Seuss' one is good :)