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More from "Fuzzy Memories"

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When I was in the third grade I used to play with matches all the time. Then one day, something made me stop. I accidentally scraped one across a rough surface and it caught on fire!

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"Hey, sport, how would you like to go for a drive in the country--just you and me?" Grandpa had hardly finished the question before I was in the front seat of that big Buick of his. It was a beautiful sunny day, perfect for cruising the back roads.
Suddenly we swerved off the road onto a narrow dirt road and skidded to a stop. Grandpa hustled me down into a gully, where this weird European-looking couple was waiting. They looked me up and down, even checking my teeth. Finally they told Grandpa, "No. No Goot."
Grandpa said, "Yes, goot" but that didn't seem to satisfy them. Then Grandpa said okay, but they couldn't have the money back they had already paid him.
Then we got back in the car and drove home.