What stickers do you have on your car? - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

mvassek · 10-18-2004, 05:43 PM

I love cats They taste like chicken.
Back off or I'll flick a booger on you
My other car is a piece of shit too.
Gas, Grass or Ass no one rides for free
Yes it's my truck and no I won't haul shit for you!

All on the back of a 1975 Ford Pick-up with a homemade wooden flatbed. I am currently looking for many many stickers. Planning on using them to hold the metal parts together. The rusted parts are not doing a good job.

Dane Bramage · 10-19-2004, 08:37 AM

Nothing funny...

Sports Car Club of America Member sticker
Pearl Jam Skull with Crown
Olympic National Park
Steal Your Face (Greatful Dead)

grendel · 10-19-2004, 08:40 AM

Cleveland Browns bumper sticker
Galactic
Victor Wooten

canucker · 10-19-2004, 09:03 AM

Big Bucs Logo.
Mercury Sticker
K&N Sticker

Grace, Too · 10-19-2004, 09:29 AM

"If you believe God doesn't exist, you had better be right"

"Register my firearms? NO WAY!"

Irishsean · 10-19-2004, 11:45 AM

Got a couple new ones...

"Drive it like you stole it!"

and

"Theres no place like 127.0.0.1!"

NoSoup · 10-19-2004, 01:48 PM

I used to have a bumper sticker back in high school that read "We are the people our parents warned us about"...

Struck me as rather ironic, because it was so true...

Fire · 10-19-2004, 10:22 PM

used to have on that said "jar jar binks must die"

still havent forgiven lucas

also had a sign reading :the Handbasket

toverfie · 10-22-2004, 10:54 AM

I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying......

IndianaGirl · 10-22-2004, 10:59 AM

In high school I covered my crappy car with every bumper sticker I could get my hands on (which at the time included several unheard of bands and politicans from all around the country... just for shits and giggles)

Now I only have one.. besides my parking permit stickers...

"It will be a great day when schools receive all the funding they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber."

Can you tell I'm an education major?

Charlatan · 10-22-2004, 11:05 AM

No stickers whatsoever...

tekaweni · 10-22-2004, 02:47 PM

I wouldnt put a sticker on my beloved fiat coupe, but the best ive ever seen is -

If you can read this Ive lost my caravan

present_future · 10-24-2004, 01:42 PM

I've got my parking sticker on mine and that's it. On my old beater chevy celebrity I had one from a Beatles memorabilia shop in St. Louis, a sticker from Ron Jon Surf Shop, and a bumper sticker that said "Welcome to America, Now Speak English."

prb · 10-27-2004, 10:59 AM

Jesus was a liberal.

CinnamonGirl · 10-27-2004, 06:35 PM

I have five or six...my favorite at the moment is "Everything's more fun with pointy ears."

trevlya006 · 10-27-2004, 08:25 PM

fat people are harder to kidnap

honk if parts fall off

my other car is an s13

buffto · 10-28-2004, 10:43 PM

i wouldn't put a bumper sticker on my car. i just seem to have some aversion to them. if i ever got one, it would say "BUMPER STICKER"

nofnway · 11-03-2004, 10:41 PM

Piss on the Raiders.
Raiders suck.
Dean people suck.

Rangsk · 11-08-2004, 07:31 PM

Nothing on my car, but my mom has a license plate holder on her Toyota that says, "My other car is a Toyota"

Echodork · 11-09-2004, 01:37 AM

"Discourage inbreeding - ban country music." And right below that, "NASCAR is not a sport."

On the other side, a bright white W surrounded by the American flag and the number "2004." And surrounding the whole thing, a great big red NO sign. And next to that, "A village in Texas lost its idiot."

Lefty04 · 11-11-2004, 10:44 AM

Vote Republican - It's easier than thinking.

Lefty04 · 11-11-2004, 12:37 PM

George Bush
He's like a rock-
only dumber.

taylorspl · 11-16-2004, 09:56 AM

I have one I got in Vegas that says Can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em.
I was tempted to get the one that say Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

Ishmal · 11-17-2004, 11:48 PM

i've got a "Jet Pilot" sticker and a "Tooheys Extra Dry" symbol

Acetylene · 11-19-2004, 08:44 AM

I have a Jesus fish and a sticker saying "Whatever doesn't kill me had better do enough damage to keep me from firing back!"

Bill O'Rights · 11-19-2004, 09:04 AM

"Darwin" fish, w/little feet.

amnesia622 · 11-19-2004, 10:39 AM

all it took was a dollar donation to south of the boarder

maestroxl · 11-21-2004, 02:08 PM

Never had any bumper stickers until this year...
"John Kerry for President", "Defend America, Defeat Bush", and "Show George the Door in '04".
Obviously, they were tremendously effective.

BoomTruck · 11-21-2004, 05:37 PM

Sickers on my toolbox:

Gone Crazy- Back Soon
Earth is full- Go Home
Support your right to Keep and Arm Bears
I Fear No Beer
Support Catfish- Run over a chicken!
Why be normal? (upside down, of course)
Is there an excuse for you?
Yes, this is my truck- No, I won't help you move!
Just give me coffee, and nobody gets hurt!

On the headache rack on my old pickup-
Vote Yes, Right To Carry

Bauh4us · 11-22-2004, 07:59 AM

I got

"Illiterate? Write for our free brochure"

"Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus" <- I got in trouble on my AFB for that one, someone does not understand satire.

"Mullets Rock!"

I also have a sticker of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons in leather underwear with a whip

tooblekane · 11-22-2004, 12:50 PM

just a threadless.com one, and at the moment you can still see the halflife 2 logo i drew in the dew on my back windshield

Speed_Gibson · 11-26-2004, 08:18 AM

last car had "I love cats They taste just like chicken." and something like "do not wash, car is part of an ongoing dirt collection experiment"

splck · 11-26-2004, 10:13 AM

I hate stickers on my vehicles (that includes dealer decals and licence plate frames), but I do enjoy reading them.

Stick · 11-26-2004, 02:57 PM

SHOOT FERALS

lstmnky · 11-27-2004, 02:54 PM

Saw this a couple of months ago..."Jesus is my airbag"

wgheow · 11-28-2004, 10:08 AM

this is on my dad's car and he printed it himself..

" drive safely...funerals cost money "

wgheow · 11-28-2004, 10:08 AM

oh yea..this too

" love thy neighbour...but dont get caught "

piesen · 11-28-2004, 10:32 AM

Never had a bumber sticker but I like this one
Born Free Taxed to death
and this one
Want 40% return on your investment
buy Alcohol

sasKuach · 12-01-2004, 08:37 AM

Here's a really funny one:

A $190 parking permit

And the rest:

"Lobster Divers Get More Tail"

"Ron Jon Surf Shop"

"Bush/Cheney 2004"

"Sure you can have my gun, bullets first"

TexanAvenger · 12-01-2004, 05:22 PM

I love thinkgeek.com
On my Saturn:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/stickers/695b/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/stickers/310a/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/stickers/31be/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/stickers/5f96/

Don't laugh, it's paid for and I'm getting 30 mpg

10-18-2004, 05:43 PM	#41 (permalink)
mvassek Crazy Location: East Tennessee	I love cats They taste like chicken. Back off or I'll flick a booger on you My other car is a piece of shit too. Gas, Grass or Ass no one rides for free Yes it's my truck and no I won't haul shit for you! All on the back of a 1975 Ford Pick-up with a homemade wooden flatbed. I am currently looking for many many stickers. Planning on using them to hold the metal parts together. The rusted parts are not doing a good job. __________________ Been There, Couldn't do that, No Money, Maybe next time. I did get the T-shirt, but I've put on some weight so it don't fit. It made a nice grease rag!

10-19-2004, 08:37 AM	#42 (permalink)
Dane Bramage Insane Location: Charlotte, NC	Nothing funny... Sports Car Club of America Member sticker Pearl Jam Skull with Crown Olympic National Park Steal Your Face (Greatful Dead) __________________ Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress. Kurt Vonnegut - Sirens of Titan

10-19-2004, 09:03 AM	#44 (permalink)
canucker Crazy	Big Bucs Logo. Mercury Sticker K&N Sticker __________________ Go hard or go home; Just don't go home hard.

10-19-2004, 11:45 AM	#46 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	Got a couple new ones... "Drive it like you stole it!" and "Theres no place like 127.0.0.1!" __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-19-2004, 01:48 PM	#47 (permalink)
NoSoup Non-Rookie Location: Green Bay, WI	I used to have a bumper sticker back in high school that read "We are the people our parents warned us about"... Struck me as rather ironic, because it was so true... __________________ I have an aura of reliability and good judgement. Just in case you were wondering...

10-19-2004, 08:40 AM	#43 (permalink)
grendel Psycho	Cleveland Browns bumper sticker Galactic Victor Wooten

10-19-2004, 09:29 AM	#45 (permalink)
Grace, Too Loser	"If you believe God doesn't exist, you had better be right" "Register my firearms? NO WAY!"

10-19-2004, 10:22 PM	#48 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	used to have on that said "jar jar binks must die" still havent forgiven lucas also had a sign reading :the Handbasket __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

10-22-2004, 10:54 AM	#49 (permalink)
toverfie Upright	NASCAR I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying......

10-22-2004, 10:59 AM	#50 (permalink)
IndianaGirl Upright Location: The Free State	In high school I covered my crappy car with every bumper sticker I could get my hands on (which at the time included several unheard of bands and politicans from all around the country... just for shits and giggles) Now I only have one.. besides my parking permit stickers... "It will be a great day when schools receive all the funding they need and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber." Can you tell I'm an education major?

10-22-2004, 11:05 AM	#51 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	No stickers whatsoever... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-22-2004, 02:47 PM	#52 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	I wouldnt put a sticker on my beloved fiat coupe, but the best ive ever seen is - If you can read this Ive lost my caravan __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-24-2004, 01:42 PM	#53 (permalink)
present_future Take my hand Location: Everywhere, but nowhere	I've got my parking sticker on mine and that's it. On my old beater chevy celebrity I had one from a Beatles memorabilia shop in St. Louis, a sticker from Ron Jon Surf Shop, and a bumper sticker that said "Welcome to America, Now Speak English." __________________ The only thing I'll ever ask of you... you gotta promise not to stop when I say when.

10-27-2004, 10:59 AM	#54 (permalink)
prb Psycho	Jesus was a liberal.

10-27-2004, 06:35 PM	#55 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	I have five or six...my favorite at the moment is "Everything's more fun with pointy ears." __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

11-03-2004, 10:41 PM	#58 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	Piss on the Raiders. Raiders suck. Dean people suck. __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

11-19-2004, 09:04 AM	#66 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	"Darwin" fish, w/little feet. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

10-27-2004, 08:25 PM	#56 (permalink)
trevlya006 Tilted	fat people are harder to kidnap honk if parts fall off my other car is an s13 __________________ "Untill all that is different around you, you will be different" read about my situation Here! and always check back because i update it all the time

10-28-2004, 10:43 PM	#57 (permalink)
buffto Crazy Location: Missouri	i wouldn't put a bumper sticker on my car. i just seem to have some aversion to them. if i ever got one, it would say "BUMPER STICKER"

11-08-2004, 07:31 PM	#59 (permalink)
Rangsk Crazy Location: San Diego, CA	Nothing on my car, but my mom has a license plate holder on her Toyota that says, "My other car is a Toyota" __________________ "Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose." -- Douglas Adams

11-09-2004, 01:37 AM	#60 (permalink)
Echodork Tilted	"Discourage inbreeding - ban country music." And right below that, "NASCAR is not a sport." On the other side, a bright white W surrounded by the American flag and the number "2004." And surrounding the whole thing, a great big red NO sign. And next to that, "A village in Texas lost its idiot."

11-11-2004, 10:44 AM	#61 (permalink)
Lefty04 Tilted	Vote Republican - It's easier than thinking.

11-11-2004, 12:37 PM	#62 (permalink)
Lefty04 Tilted	George Bush He's like a rock- only dumber.

11-16-2004, 09:56 AM	#63 (permalink)
taylorspl Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	I have one I got in Vegas that says Can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em. I was tempted to get the one that say Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

11-17-2004, 11:48 PM	#64 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	i've got a "Jet Pilot" sticker and a "Tooheys Extra Dry" symbol __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

11-19-2004, 08:44 AM	#65 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	I have a Jesus fish and a sticker saying "Whatever doesn't kill me had better do enough damage to keep me from firing back!" __________________ There's no justice. There's just us.

11-19-2004, 10:39 AM	#67 (permalink)
amnesia622 Upright Location: Glastonbury, CT	all it took was a dollar donation to south of the boarder

11-21-2004, 02:08 PM	#68 (permalink)
maestroxl buck fush Location: Tucson, AZ	Never had any bumper stickers until this year... "John Kerry for President", "Defend America, Defeat Bush", and "Show George the Door in '04". Obviously, they were tremendously effective. __________________ be the change you want

11-21-2004, 05:37 PM	#69 (permalink)
BoomTruck Insane Location: On a gravel road rough enought to knock fillings out of teeth.	Sickers on my toolbox: Gone Crazy- Back Soon Earth is full- Go Home Support your right to Keep and Arm Bears I Fear No Beer Support Catfish- Run over a chicken! Why be normal? (upside down, of course) Is there an excuse for you? Yes, this is my truck- No, I won't help you move! Just give me coffee, and nobody gets hurt! On the headache rack on my old pickup- Vote Yes, Right To Carry __________________ Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

11-22-2004, 07:59 AM	#70 (permalink)
Bauh4us Tilted	I got "Illiterate? Write for our free brochure" "Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus" <- I got in trouble on my AFB for that one, someone does not understand satire. "Mullets Rock!" I also have a sticker of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons in leather underwear with a whip __________________ "I aint got time for pain! The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!" - Terrible Terry Tate

11-22-2004, 12:50 PM	#71 (permalink)
tooblekane Tilted	just a threadless.com one, and at the moment you can still see the halflife 2 logo i drew in the dew on my back windshield

11-26-2004, 08:18 AM	#72 (permalink)
Speed_Gibson Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Location: right here of course	last car had "I love cats They taste just like chicken." and something like "do not wash, car is part of an ongoing dirt collection experiment" __________________ Started talking to yourself I see. Yes, it's the only way I can be certain of an intelligent conversation. Black Adder

11-26-2004, 10:13 AM	#73 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	I hate stickers on my vehicles (that includes dealer decals and licence plate frames), but I do enjoy reading them. __________________ nice line eh?

11-26-2004, 02:57 PM	#74 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	SHOOT FERALS

11-27-2004, 02:54 PM	#75 (permalink)
lstmnky Upright	Saw this a couple of months ago..."Jesus is my airbag"

11-28-2004, 10:08 AM	#76 (permalink)
wgheow Upright Location: kuala lumpur, malaysia	this is on my dad's car and he printed it himself.. " drive safely...funerals cost money "

11-28-2004, 10:08 AM	#77 (permalink)
wgheow Upright Location: kuala lumpur, malaysia	oh yea..this too " love thy neighbour...but dont get caught "