Not a political statment
 

This is not a political statment...simply a joke.

Jack was traveling between Phoenix and Chicago the other day, and was just south of Kansas City when a tire blew out. Checking his spare, he found that it too was flat.

His only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the
next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the
window, "Need a lift?"

"Yes, I sure do," Jack replied.

"You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man.

"Republican!", Jack replied.

"Well, you can just go to hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same
question.

Again, Jack gave the same answer, "Republican!," and the driver gave him the finger and drove off.

Jack thought it over and decided that maybe he should change his strategy,
since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be
few republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if Jack was a Democrat or a Republican.

"Democrat!" he shouted.

"Hop in!" replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, Jack couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman
in the seat next to him, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, Jack yelled," Please stop the car!"

She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, Jack jumped out.

"What's the matter?" she asked.

"I can't take it anymore," he replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five
minutes and already, I want to screw someone!

Took me completely by surprise, I love it!

Nice ending, very funny.

Good stuff. Definately didn't expect that ending. I was thinking something totaly different.