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witmol · 09-25-2004, 04:16 PM

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.

She was thrilled at the speed.

"If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

And as he gets up to 200, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over.

The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried.

"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

"Take my shoe," he said, "and cover yourself."

Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do....he's in too far!"

Crack · 09-25-2004, 04:23 PM

Nice build up!

MexicanOnABike · 09-25-2004, 05:48 PM

oh man! thats an AWESOME JOKE! fucking right!

carrot glace · 09-26-2004, 07:52 PM

oh man thats funny

rider07 · 09-27-2004, 04:55 AM

ive heard that somewhere before... but this way you told it was far better. lol thanks

Delvid · 09-27-2004, 11:52 AM

That was funny as hell. Great joke.

SSJwrestler · 09-27-2004, 04:39 PM

first time i've heard that. great joke!

Akira · 10-02-2004, 09:18 PM

Awesome joke, I was thinking it was going to end another way but then it ends with that nice punchline.

itch vaccine · 10-02-2004, 10:16 PM

Haha, in too deep >.<

omg.. haha.

nice joke nice joke :P

HunterDevourer · 10-03-2004, 06:59 PM

hahahaha brilliant!

Jackebear · 10-04-2004, 02:58 AM

Great joke...I am keeping that one.

thanks.

WarriorBuddha · 10-04-2004, 07:31 AM

Definitely gonna remember that one. Priceless.

flagpole · 10-04-2004, 03:22 PM

heheheh, did not see that one coming

small one · 10-06-2004, 12:47 AM

Very good, never saw it coming

Nancy · 10-06-2004, 03:46 AM

aha!! For the first time I actually DID see that one coming!

It's still a great joke though

buddle · 10-10-2004, 07:55 AM

haha

i got a chuckle from that one

Fohur2 · 10-10-2004, 12:19 PM

Nice chuckle,love it.

octopus · 10-10-2004, 01:04 PM

Bit of an old one, but it is still a good laugh.

klo · 10-14-2004, 05:24 PM

haha, nice one!

09-25-2004, 04:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
witmol Upright Location: communist valley	stuck boyfriend A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked. "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cried. "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!" "Take my shoe," he said, "and cover yourself." Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do....he's in too far!"

09-25-2004, 04:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Nice build up! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

09-25-2004, 05:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	oh man! thats an AWESOME JOKE! fucking right! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

09-26-2004, 07:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	oh man thats funny __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

10-02-2004, 09:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
Akira Crazy	Awesome joke, I was thinking it was going to end another way but then it ends with that nice punchline. __________________ -signature

09-27-2004, 04:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
rider07 Upright	ive heard that somewhere before... but this way you told it was far better. lol thanks

09-27-2004, 11:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	That was funny as hell. Great joke.

09-27-2004, 04:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	first time i've heard that. great joke!

10-02-2004, 10:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	Haha, in too deep >.< omg.. haha. nice joke nice joke :P

10-03-2004, 06:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	hahahaha brilliant! __________________ Viva La Muerte

10-04-2004, 02:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	Great joke...I am keeping that one. thanks. __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown

10-04-2004, 07:31 AM	#12 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	Definitely gonna remember that one. Priceless. __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

10-04-2004, 03:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
flagpole Tilted Location: england	heheheh, did not see that one coming __________________ Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Catherine Zandonella

10-06-2004, 12:47 AM	#14 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	Very good, never saw it coming

10-06-2004, 03:46 AM	#15 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	aha!! For the first time I actually DID see that one coming! It's still a great joke though __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

10-10-2004, 01:04 PM	#18 (permalink)
octopus Upright Location: Nelson, New Zealand	Bit of an old one, but it is still a good laugh. __________________ Error. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

10-10-2004, 07:55 AM	#16 (permalink)
buddle Upright Location: Norway	haha i got a chuckle from that one __________________ im in love

10-10-2004, 12:19 PM	#17 (permalink)
Fohur2 Crazy	Nice chuckle,love it.

10-14-2004, 05:24 PM	#19 (permalink)
klo Tilted	haha, nice one!