04-19-2003, 09:04 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California
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The airline company was disturbed over a high percentage of accidents and decided to eliminate human errors by building a completely mechanical plane.
"Ladies and gentlemen," came a voice over a loudspeaker on the plane's maiden voyage, "it may interest you to know that you are now traveling in the world's first completely automated plane. Now just sit back and relax because nothing can possibly go wrong... go wrong... go wrong... go wrong..."
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04-22-2003, 08:07 PM | #4 (permalink) | |
B3yond!
Location: MI
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