Jack Handey Quote of the Day 10-05-04 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

yster · 10-07-2004, 12:58 PM

another late "Fuzzy Memories" segment

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It was really sad when I went to visit my friend Jim at the state mental institution. He was convinced he was on a tropical island with no cares and no worries. It took me a long time to convince him that no, he was in a room with bare walls and a bare bed and he was wearing a strait-jacket.

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When we were kids, I used to make fun of my friend Kevin whenever he had to go to his piano lesson. But look where he is now and look where I am. Actually, I don't know where he is now. But look where I am, that's my point.

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When I found the wallet on the road, I started wondering about the guy who owned it. Who was he? Was it William Gregory of 2407 Eastwood Lane, like the driver's license said, or was it someone else? And what was he going to spend the $220 on?
About a week later, I started wondering again about the wallet guy. What was he like? And where was he going to spend his five dollars?

10-07-2004, 12:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
yster Tilted	Jack Handey Quote of the Day 10-05-04 another late "Fuzzy Memories" segment --- It was really sad when I went to visit my friend Jim at the state mental institution. He was convinced he was on a tropical island with no cares and no worries. It took me a long time to convince him that no, he was in a room with bare walls and a bare bed and he was wearing a strait-jacket. --- When we were kids, I used to make fun of my friend Kevin whenever he had to go to his piano lesson. But look where he is now and look where I am. Actually, I don't know where he is now. But look where I am, that's my point. --- When I found the wallet on the road, I started wondering about the guy who owned it. Who was he? Was it William Gregory of 2407 Eastwood Lane, like the driver's license said, or was it someone else? And what was he going to spend the $220 on? About a week later, I started wondering again about the wallet guy. What was he like? And where was he going to spend his five dollars?