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Old 10-06-2004, 08:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I rest my case.
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Old 10-07-2004, 10:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Wow a pic showing Kerry looking like as ass for a change.
Now that's original.
Very funny btw.
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Old 10-07-2004, 11:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow, a picture of a guy holding a ball, versus a guy trying to catch one.

I realize this is a joke, but it would have been funnier with a picture of Bush successfully catching a football, and Kerry fumbling.
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Old 10-07-2004, 12:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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obviously, the sun was in kerry's eyes. It is also symbolic about how bush is passing the ball (responsibility) to others while he remains clean and neat, whereas Kerry has a lot of work ahead of him picking up responsibility that others are flinging around.
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Old 10-07-2004, 12:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good example of what the right-wing passes off for humor.
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Old 10-07-2004, 12:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Bush dropping bombs/Kerry trying to stop them. I know who I want leading my country. Thanks for the illustration
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Old 10-07-2004, 02:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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And I rest my case.


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Old 10-07-2004, 03:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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What does one ability to handle a football have to do with ones ability to run the country?
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Old 10-07-2004, 03:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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And I rest my case.


doctored photo. seen it before.



try that one. lol
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Old 10-07-2004, 04:02 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Good example of what the right-wing passes off for humor.
Oh and here's some left wing humor that is very abundant, as doctored photos or documents (*coughcbsnewscough*) are much needed in today's failing democratic agenda. Only fair.

http://www.political-comedy-central.com/bush.html
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Old 10-07-2004, 05:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Since we're posting funny pictures of politicians, this one of Kerry cracked me up:

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Old 10-07-2004, 06:07 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 10-08-2004, 04:45 AM   #13 (permalink)
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...and they say republicans don't have a sense of humor.
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Old 10-08-2004, 05:51 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Wow, a picture of a guy holding a ball, versus a guy trying to catch one.

I realize this is a joke, but it would have been funnier with a picture of Bush successfully catching a football, and Kerry fumbling.

averett....its not the point that kerry cant catch a football.....

bush looks atheltic kerry looks like the kid who got picked last in gym class

i dont think it coulda been any funnier lol
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Old 10-09-2004, 11:09 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2004, 12:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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obviously, the sun was in kerry's eyes. It is also symbolic about how bush is passing the ball (responsibility) to others while he remains clean and neat, whereas Kerry has a lot of work ahead of him picking up responsibility that others are flinging around.
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Old 10-11-2004, 01:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Senate Majority leader is so photshopped dont put dat garbage here notice how the suit is backwards and wedding rings on left hand not right so he should have one on. Also the Bush picture is not doctored, but he noticed it right when he put it on there have been more than one President who have put on capped binoculars namely Clinton and Eisenhower
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Old 10-11-2004, 09:10 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2004, 09:23 PM   #19 (permalink)
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averett....its not the point that kerry cant catch a football.....

bush looks atheltic kerry looks like the kid who got picked last in gym class

i dont think it coulda been any funnier lol

Oh I get it! You see it's funny because. . . .



So what we're saying here is that as long as a president is atheletic, it doesn't matter how smart, honest, or ethical he is. Gotcha.

OJ Simpson for President!
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Old 10-12-2004, 01:57 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I vote for OJ Simpsom for President

OR

We could split the country in half and make them both president and see who screws up the country more.

OR

We could go to the zoo and get a zebra and make him president.

Forget OJ; I VOTE FOR THE ZEBRA!!!!


btw, funny pic, thx for the post
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Old 10-12-2004, 11:22 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Oh I get it! You see it's funny because. . . .



So what we're saying here is that as long as a president is atheletic, it doesn't matter how smart, honest, or ethical he is. Gotcha.

OJ Simpson for President!
Nah, frell that, Tom Brady for President. That's right, automatic one hundred percent votes from the 18-24 y.o. women crowd. (Psst. And he's a Republican).
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Old 10-12-2004, 11:32 AM   #22 (permalink)
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...and they say republicans don't have a sense of humor.
They may not have a sense of humor but they sure drink top shelf booze
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:49 AM   #23 (permalink)
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this is how u catch a foot ball
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:50 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Oh I get it! You see it's funny because. . . .



So what we're saying here is that as long as a president is atheletic, it doesn't matter how smart, honest, or ethical he is. Gotcha.

OJ Simpson for President!

did you feel the breeze when what i posted when right over your head....

this is suppost to be humorous thus...its posted in the humor section....we aint talking politics here

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Old 10-18-2004, 11:52 AM   #25 (permalink)
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no need to get uptight about it, I have a whole slew of photos like that that my brother forwarded to me.

Im not voting bush, but the photos are funny
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Old 10-18-2004, 01:24 PM   #26 (permalink)
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did you feel the breeze when what i posted when right over your head....

this is suppost to be humorous thus...its posted in the humor section....we aint talking politics here
Ummmmmm... Sorry, but I think that ANY thread entitled "Which of these guys do you want leading the country??" Qualifies as POLITiCS... cuz, you know... the presidantial debate was politics last time I checked. Douche
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Old 10-18-2004, 04:12 PM   #27 (permalink)
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did you feel the breeze when what i posted when right over your head....

this is suppost to be humorous thus...its posted in the humor section....we aint talking politics here

I know you meant it to be funny, but I didn't share the amusement

See, to be funny, there has to be an element of reality or at the very least relevance to political satire. The editorial cartoon that ran in some papers last sunday showing Dick Cheney holding a paper bag labelled "fear" behind a voter and getting ready to pop it was funny because it was relevant.

Whether Bush or Kerry can catch a football has no bearing on how I (or any other American with a sliver of intelligence) will cast my vote, so it. . well. . just ain't funny
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Old 10-20-2004, 06:22 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Both of them look like clowns,but if you caught between a rock and a hard place.....

Great pics thanks for posting them
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