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Old 05-16-2003, 07:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Additions to the Dictionary

Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the
dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing only one letter and supply a new
definition.
Here are the 2002 winners:

11. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

10. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

9. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

8. Giraffiti: Vandalism painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

5. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

4. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).

3. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

2. Glibido: All talk and no action.

And, the winner of the Washington Post's Style Invitational:

1. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
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Old 05-16-2003, 09:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ignoranus is my new favorite word.
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Old 05-16-2003, 11:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha i have to agree. Ignoranus is great
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Old 05-16-2003, 11:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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yea ignoranus
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Old 05-17-2003, 12:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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definitely

Ignoranus must become a new word.
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Old 05-17-2003, 01:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ignoranus has to be the best
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Old 05-17-2003, 07:41 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Very similar to sniglets...

My favorite was "bullshidartist"... the guy who manually sticks all the darts in the bullseye so others will think he's really good.

Here's more:
http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/maddog/stuff/sniglets.html

-Mikey
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Old 05-17-2003, 08:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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My favorite is Essoasso. That is a person that cuts through a corner gas station (Esso station) to avoid a red light or a stop sign on the corner.
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