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04-19-2003, 08:50 PM
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Blood + Fire
Location: New Zealand
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Real Defintitions
Arbitrator- A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable -What a bullfighter tries to do. Baloney- Where some hemlines fall Bernadette- The act of torching a mortgage Burglarize -What a crook sees with Control- A short, ugly inmate Counterfeiters- Workers who put together kitchen cabinets Eclipse- What an English barber does for a living Eyedropper- A clumsy ophthalmologist Heroes- What a guy in a boat does Left Bank -What the robber did when his bag was full of loot Misty- How golfers create divots Paradox- Two physicians Parasites- What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Pharmacist- Helper on the farm Polarize- What penguins see with Primate- Removing your spouse from in front of the TV Relief- What trees do in the spring Rubberneck- What you do to relax your wife Seamstress- Describes 250 pounds in a size six Selfish -What the owner of a seafood store does Subdued- A guy who works on a submarine Sudafed- Bringing litigation against a government official |
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04-20-2003, 02:41 AM
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Crazy
Location: MN-WI
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Abominable - Iraqi WMD storage: cattle.
Noble - After the devices go off.
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