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Old 05-16-2003, 05:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?
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Old 05-17-2003, 04:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hehe, got a chuckle
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Old 05-17-2003, 06:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2003, 03:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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"Nice tits...oh, I see you have no arms or legs"

Well thats the order my thoughts would probably go, though hopefully I'd rearrange them before opening my mouth
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Old 05-20-2003, 05:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Great joke! Thanks
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Old 05-20-2003, 08:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Thats a pretty safe comment, assuming shes out of biting range )
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Old 05-20-2003, 08:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Franchise would take it the hole.
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Old 05-20-2003, 09:37 AM   #8 (permalink)
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waiting for the Helen Keller jokes to kick in any minute.
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Old 05-21-2003, 01:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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i wish you hadn't put the punchline in the subject
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Old 05-21-2003, 11:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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You make me raugh!
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Old 05-21-2003, 03:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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har har har
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Old 05-22-2003, 05:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 05-22-2003, 06:43 AM   #13 (permalink)
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What do you say to a girl with no tits?

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Old 05-22-2003, 06:46 AM   #14 (permalink)
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guy's running along the beach and hears a girl crying.he goes over and ask what's wrong,she say's I don't have any arms or legs and I've never been held by a man.So he holds her.Next day he's running along and hears her crying again,he ask's what's wrong she say's I don't have any arms or legs and I've never been kissed by a man,so he kisses her. Next day he's running down the beach and hears her crying again, he asks her what's wrong now, she says I don't have any arms or legs and I've never been fucked by a man.He looks around pickes her up and throwes her in the ocean and yells you have been now.
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