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Miroslav · 05-16-2003, 05:24 PM

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?
Nice Tits

Eviltree · 05-17-2003, 04:29 PM

hehe, got a chuckle

Crazdez · 05-17-2003, 06:45 PM

hyuck hyuck

tekaweni · 05-18-2003, 03:08 AM

"Nice tits...oh, I see you have no arms or legs"

Well thats the order my thoughts would probably go, though hopefully I'd rearrange them before opening my mouth

Brewmaniac · 05-20-2003, 05:22 AM

Great joke! Thanks

Silverbrain · 05-20-2003, 08:47 AM

Thats a pretty safe comment, assuming shes out of biting range )

Steviefranchise · 05-20-2003, 08:48 AM

Franchise would take it the hole.

clifclav · 05-20-2003, 09:37 AM

waiting for the Helen Keller jokes to kick in any minute.

buffto · 05-21-2003, 01:55 AM

i wish you hadn't put the punchline in the subject

kurotaka · 05-21-2003, 11:23 AM

You make me raugh!

Dilbert1234567 · 05-21-2003, 03:29 PM

har har har

Feyenoord · 05-22-2003, 05:22 AM

Thnax

Miroslav · 05-22-2003, 06:43 AM

What do you say to a girl with no tits?

Nothing

dmay · 05-22-2003, 06:46 AM

guy's running along the beach and hears a girl crying.he goes over and ask what's wrong,she say's I don't have any arms or legs and I've never been held by a man.So he holds her.Next day he's running along and hears her crying again,he ask's what's wrong she say's I don't have any arms or legs and I've never been kissed by a man,so he kisses her. Next day he's running down the beach and hears her crying again, he asks her what's wrong now, she says I don't have any arms or legs and I've never been fucked by a man.He looks around pickes her up and throwes her in the ocean and yells you have been now.

05-16-2003, 05:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Miroslav Tilted Location: Texas	Nice Tits What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice Tits

05-18-2003, 03:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	"Nice tits...oh, I see you have no arms or legs" Well thats the order my thoughts would probably go, though hopefully I'd rearrange them before opening my mouth __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

05-20-2003, 05:22 AM	#5 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Great joke! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-20-2003, 08:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Thats a pretty safe comment, assuming shes out of biting range ) __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

05-20-2003, 08:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Steviefranchise Upright Location: Houston, TX	Franchise would take it the hole. __________________ The Franchise

05-17-2003, 04:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	hehe, got a chuckle

05-17-2003, 06:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Crazdez Upright	hyuck hyuck

05-20-2003, 09:37 AM	#8 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	waiting for the Helen Keller jokes to kick in any minute. __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-21-2003, 01:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
buffto Crazy Location: Missouri	i wish you hadn't put the punchline in the subject

05-21-2003, 11:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
kurotaka Upright Location: Two streets down and just east of Hell.	You make me raugh!

05-21-2003, 03:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	har har har __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

05-22-2003, 05:22 AM	#12 (permalink)
Feyenoord Addict Location: Netherlands	Thnax

05-22-2003, 06:43 AM	#13 (permalink)
Miroslav Tilted Location: Texas	What do you say to a girl with no tits? Nothing

05-22-2003, 06:46 AM	#14 (permalink)
dmay Tilted Location: west virginia	guy's running along the beach and hears a girl crying.he goes over and ask what's wrong,she say's I don't have any arms or legs and I've never been held by a man.So he holds her.Next day he's running along and hears her crying again,he ask's what's wrong she say's I don't have any arms or legs and I've never been kissed by a man,so he kisses her. Next day he's running down the beach and hears her crying again, he asks her what's wrong now, she says I don't have any arms or legs and I've never been fucked by a man.He looks around pickes her up and throwes her in the ocean and yells you have been now.