05-16-2003, 12:36 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Oracle & Apollyon
Location: Limbus Patrum
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What would happen if your dog was named....
Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was 'Mypenis'?
Mypenis ate my homework. Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. I love giving Mypenis a bath. Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds. Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. Help! I can't find Mypenis! Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis. Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes. Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis! Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis. When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone. Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...
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