Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-22-04 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

yster · 09-29-2004, 04:13 AM

More again from "Fuzzy Memories," the supposed adventures of Mr. Jack Handey (and sometimes his wife Marta, as well)

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What started out to be a nice pleasant drive in the country turned into the "Afternoon from Hell."
First of all, when Marta and I were leaving, the cats looked at us like, "Where are you going?"
Then, when we were driving, we had to stop and get gas. So right there that's time taken away from looking at the scenery.
Then when we get home, guess what the cats are doing? Sleeping!
Man, what next?

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We asked Dad if we could have a trampoline, but he said no, that they were too dangerous and too expensive. But then we went and talked to the trampoline salesman at the store, and he said they weren't too expensive or dangerous. I think I'm still sorta mad at Dad for lying to us like that.

09-29-2004, 04:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
yster Tilted	Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-22-04 More again from "Fuzzy Memories," the supposed adventures of Mr. Jack Handey (and sometimes his wife Marta, as well) --- What started out to be a nice pleasant drive in the country turned into the "Afternoon from Hell." First of all, when Marta and I were leaving, the cats looked at us like, "Where are you going?" Then, when we were driving, we had to stop and get gas. So right there that's time taken away from looking at the scenery. Then when we get home, guess what the cats are doing? Sleeping! Man, what next? --- We asked Dad if we could have a trampoline, but he said no, that they were too dangerous and too expensive. But then we went and talked to the trampoline salesman at the store, and he said they weren't too expensive or dangerous. I think I'm still sorta mad at Dad for lying to us like that.