Barbershop
 

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut.
The barber smiles at her and says: "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."
"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."

Nice. I actually saw the line "You're going to get hair on your muffin" before the rest of the joke (guess my eyes are just drawn to inuendo), then read the last line, then started at the top. It made the joke an interesting experience.

I guess maybe I'm a little bit more drawn to inuendo, I saw tits before anything else ;)

I read it through. Nice.

Sweet. I hope I never have a daughter :)

Damn kids grow up so fast now-a-days.

HAhahah!!! Good joke! Dirty but good.

Kids say the dardest things :D

hehehe. good one. thanks

smart little girl...

hahaha thats cute!

Good grief, the mouth on that girlie. Funny joke, thanks.

That was amusing ;) keep those jokes coming!

lol that was a good one, its interesting though, in some places that really happens.

Twinkie Part II
 

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father, and stands next to the barber's chair eating a snack cake as her father sits down.

The barber turns to her as he's about to start. He says, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your twinkie."

She says, "Yeah, and I'm gonna get tits too!"

out of the mouths of babes....

*spits beer through both nostrils*

i heard this one with a muffin rather than a twinkie.

I had gotten hair on my twinkie but I took care of that problem ;)

there must have been stunned silence afterwards

Same here! Funny either way. Thanks

whoa. didn't expect that one...

groooaaann. but cute. thanks