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Poppinjay · 09-23-2005, 11:09 AM

How many five year olds does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many five year olds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Stop saying everything I say!
Stop saying everything I say!

Ishmal · 09-23-2005, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sir Lance

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb.

HA.

i liked that one!

Aletheia · 09-24-2005, 03:18 AM

Hahahah. Good stuff.

bacon_masta · 09-24-2005, 06:25 AM

what animal takes a REALLY long time to throw up?

a giraffe

HLP · 09-25-2005, 07:56 PM

What do you call an anorexic with gonorrea?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

What did one tampon say to the other tampon?

Nothing they are stuck-up bitches

Poppinjay · 09-26-2005, 07:37 AM

Grossest. Joke. EVAR.

Congrats!

09-23-2005, 11:09 AM	#41 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	How many five year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? How many five year olds does it take to change a lightbulb? Stop saying everything I say! Stop saying everything I say! __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

09-26-2005, 07:37 AM	#46 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Grossest. Joke. EVAR. Congrats! __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

09-24-2005, 03:18 AM	#43 (permalink)
Aletheia Psycho	Hahahah. Good stuff.

09-24-2005, 06:25 AM	#44 (permalink)
bacon_masta Psycho Location: i live in the state of denial	what animal takes a REALLY long time to throw up? a giraffe

09-25-2005, 07:56 PM	#45 (permalink)
HLP Crazy	What do you call an anorexic with gonorrea? A quarter-pounder with cheese What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing they are stuck-up bitches