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Old 05-16-2003, 06:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What Kills you?

This is what I've thought all along...

TRUTH ?
For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word
on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all
those
conflicting medical studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks
than
the British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks
than
the British or Americans.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
heart
attacks than the British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
suffer
fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats
and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what
kills
you.
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Old 05-25-2003, 11:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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it's true.

i never felt more dead untill i started having to speak english.
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Old 05-25-2003, 11:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant
That drew a smile.

This thread brings to mind the Denis Leary quote about how it's always the veggie eating joggers (or something to that extent) who get run over by the lard ball driving the bus, smoking his cigarette.
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Old 05-26-2003, 08:14 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Boone, NC
I guess I need to move to another country where no one speaks english.....
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Old 05-26-2003, 09:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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engrish 4 teh win
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Old 05-26-2003, 10:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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*giggles* Good list.


Guess I should start remembering my 9th grade Spanish classes. I knew stealing those books would have a purpose...
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Old 05-26-2003, 11:44 AM   #7 (permalink)
Upright
 
That is a very funny conculsion, but has a point that we should all follow.
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Old 05-27-2003, 12:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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DAMMIT I'M GONNA DIE NOW!!!
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Old 05-27-2003, 01:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: York
After eating and drinking to excess, I can't speak let alone make sense
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