05-16-2003, 06:03 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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What Kills you?
This is what I've thought all along...
TRUTH ? For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. |
05-25-2003, 11:19 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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That drew a smile.
This thread brings to mind the Denis Leary quote about how it's always the veggie eating joggers (or something to that extent) who get run over by the lard ball driving the bus, smoking his cigarette.
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05-26-2003, 10:39 AM | #6 (permalink) |
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*giggles* Good list.
Guess I should start remembering my 9th grade Spanish classes. I knew stealing those books would have a purpose...
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