tspikes51

God tells a man from Los Angeles, that he can have any one wish in the world. So the man, who is afraid to fly, says "I want a bridge built between LA and Hawaii, so I can go there without flying." God replies, "Do you have any idea how much work that would take??? I would have to order all of the girders, pavement, and other materials, and on top of that, I'd have to clear it with a thousand different groups and committes. And just think of all the traffic. Isn't there something else you would like." So the man thinks for a while, and finally responds, "I would like to be able to understand women." God says "would you like 4 lanes or 6???"

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carrot glace

haha! he chose the easier one that time

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itch vaccine

wahahah definitely easier :P

LeviticusMky

To understand women, we must first understand ourselves.....

Dilbert1234567

so were screwed...

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rider07

smart man god....

bobby

amen !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WarriorBuddha

well...six lanes would probably cut down on traffic.....:P

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