bobby

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn''''t have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you''''ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.

Adam asked God, "What will this ''''woman'''' cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

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itch vaccine

Hahahaha. that figures why we men are suffering now >.< !!!

:P

WarriorBuddha

Good one. Thanks.

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bullmoose

Another one of lifes great paradox explained. Thank you. I dont know whether to laugh or cry.

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Delvid

No problem then. Just take one arm and one leg then send that chick right over. Great joke.

gowen

You know why husbands almost always die before there wives.
Because they want to.

carrot glace

i wouldve bargained

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tspikes51

That's hilarious!!! Haggling at that scene would have been great.

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Shades

And all I can think is, thanks for nothing, Adam, you selfish, selfish mother fucker.

Paradise Lost

Bobby pulls through not only in titty board, but in the humor board also! Good stuff.

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slimshaydee

Are you sure that wasn't prince and not adam

rider07

lol damn adam. shoulda given up the arm and the leg i reckon.........