Don't ask your kid...
 

A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.

Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom and Dad?” and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied "they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you start to laugh! What is going on here?"

The little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

One funny ass joke=good
Hot coffee thru the nose=not good

oh god, thats good

Oh damn...that's cool.

That is a kick ass joke.

The little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."

I wanna know why the vaseline is in the little boy's room. On second thought, maybe I dont.

never heard that one before, funny

Very unexpected and funny indeed.

haha thats good

lol that aint good for mum and dad