Mantus

Some kids are going around collecting donations to build new local swimming pool. A banker's wife answers the door. After hearing them out she goes to her husband,
"Honey, there are some kids at the door asking for donations to build a new swimming pool".
The banker gives it some serious though and says,
"Alright, give them three...no, two buckets of water".

PayUp

Tight ass bastard. Funny though.

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feelgood

Gotta hate them corpo-mofos

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

sky_driver

That was a good one.

witmol

Hah, that was a good one, never heard it before.

Mizizing

Good one...suprised it wasn't one!

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