Getting something form a banker
 

Some kids are going around collecting donations to build new local swimming pool. A banker's wife answers the door. After hearing them out she goes to her husband,
"Honey, there are some kids at the door asking for donations to build a new swimming pool".
The banker gives it some serious though and says,
"Alright, give them three...no, two buckets of water".

Tight ass bastard. Funny though.

Gotta hate them corpo-mofos

That was a good one.

Hah, that was a good one, never heard it before.

Good one...suprised it wasn't one!