bobby

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

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Cadwiz

You tell'em sister.

Mantus

hehe, nice

Delvid

That was worth a laugh.

Keg-o-Grog

hehe.. that was cute. made me smile.. and chuckle

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feelgood

This gotta be added to the classic list of blonde jokes

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PayUp

A friend keeps one and I think he will put this one on the top of that list.

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Kazic

heh worth the chuckle.

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itch vaccine

Ha, sad to be a blonde :P

I'm Asian, so it doesn't bother me :P haha..

prb

That's a goodun.

WarriorBuddha

I love that one. Thanks for the laugh.

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carrot glace

little jerk! nice one, thats a keeper

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tspikes51

good one, even for a blonde joke

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batm4n_23

she's right

slimshaydee

lmao
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lmao!