bobby

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.

The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "And make several low-level passes."

Why?" asked the nervous pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!"

The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"

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The Phenomenon

hehe rofl good one.

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WarriorBuddha

Oh that's good. I like that one.

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feelgood

Oh man, if I was that photographer, I'd freak out!

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Dane Bramage

very funny. i'll have to use that one.

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Delvid

Which one crapped their pants first.

carrot glace

thats a good question, lol

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skills1

LOL that one made me laugh great

witmol

Heh that made me chuckle, real good joke.

Willravel

HAHAHAHA. I love it when I post a joke and I see someone else posting it the day afterwards. Seriously. It's flattering.

Y2KDREAD

very good joke

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