Mantus

Two men, once close friends, meet after twenty years. One invites the other over to his house for a dinner. The dinner guest has to hide his surprise when he sees that his friend has eighteen children.

"You must be happy in your marriage; the house full of kids. Isn’t it nice!" the guest says to his friend when they step outside for a smoke.
"I wish. You don’t know my wife. She nags and yells at me day and night".
"Then, why did you father so many children?" asks the guest.
"Well, I figured it’s much easier to get lost in a crowd."

Willravel

Hahaha. Well done dad, well done.

aphex140

LOL can see the sense in that

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Gortexfogg

Hilarious!

WarriorBuddha

Very funny. There is logic in his statement.

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itch vaccine

hahaha

thx for the joke :P

carrot glace

that was funny, thanks

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MikeyChalupa

Might have to try that...

-Mikey

feelgood

LOL That's the best!

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