Mantus

A master plumber and his apprentice are working on broken septic tank. The master takes off his boots and dives into the tank full of feces. He surfaces and yells, “42-wrench, pronto!” and dives back into the toilet water. After a minute the plumber climbs out and says to his apprentice, “See that, you better start learning boy or you’ll end up handing out wrenches for the rest of your life”.

feelgood

Oh yeah, I'd rather stick to handing out wrenches...

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

Paradise Lost

I'm confused. Was that suppose to be a moral?

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WarriorBuddha

I'll stick with the wrenches. Good post. Thanks.

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Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

skills1

Stick with wrenches. Enough said.

RespectThat

FECES!!!!!!

slimshaydee

can someone explain this one to me?

Gortexfogg

That's one tough plumber...

cameroncrazy822

That's some funny stuff. Sounds about right to me.