witmol

Sorry if it's a repost:


Because he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widowed father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.

"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars and would like to have someone to share it with."

The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.

Men will never learn.

carrot glace

that made me chuckle, that guy was asking for trouble

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bond007

ooh... good one!

WarriorBuddha

Good one! Never heard that one before.

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Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

Nancy

haha I didn't see that one coming. Brilliant!

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

itch vaccine

Hahaa, man what a smart lady.

Delvid

Is that a joke or a true story??

The Phenomenon

hehe that IS a good one... Very clever

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Do not confuse altruism with kindness, good will or respect for the rights of others. These are not primaries, but consequences, which, in fact, altruism makes impossible. The irreducible primary of altruism, the basic absolute, is self-sacrifice - which means: self-immolation, self-abnegation, self-denial, self-destruction - which means: the self as a standard of evil, the selfless as a standard of the good.

skills1

That lady is smarttt