Warning....Men - read through to the end!!!!
 

Female Prayer....

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep
you sent me instead. Amen.

Male Prayer....

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.

ROFLMAO

Hhahahahahahha deaf-mute nymph with jugs!!! GOOD ONE!

hehe.

Pretty good, Minx Thanks for the laugh.

I liked that.....a lot.

Oh so right, so right.

Replace liquor store with an Electronics Boutique, and I'm set (yes, I know, I know).

I heard another female prayer that was kind of like that, but it wasn't as extensive.

<I>Now I lay me down to sleep
With the boy across the street
My, won't Mommy be surprised
When she sees my tummy rise</I>

I like that

very good one. thanks

I didn't know the truth could be so funny

Funny stuff, thanks for the post!

Eh, deaf-mute nymphomaniacs with huge boobs who own liquor stores are great. They sign their screams when we do it.

George Carlin once prayed for a nymphomaniac coke connection who owned a Ferrari dealership.

-Mikey

Go to show men are much more succinct : )

yup, that's pretty funny

Wouldn't want her to be completely mute... the listening is part of the fun of playing with her huge jugs. But otherwise, this is so very true.

Very good!

Hahah, thats damn good.

that was a classic all the way through:D

Why not?

you got a chuckle!

haha ;)

Been prayin' this for years.

I'm sitting on what most women are after. My wallet.

funny

funny stuff, thanks

Aw geez why does everyone pick on us blokes..... sniff

creative, kinda funny

bwah haaa haaa haaa:D

What she asked for was basically a homosexual, as for the guy I'd like to meet just a hot chick with big boobs and a liquor store who isn't a hick or mexican.

i'm so glad the male prayer is as stereotypical as the female prayer :)

:p cute tho

edit: lol i didnt realize it was the humor forum

Nice. Almost shed a "humor" tear over that one.

haha... i liked this one

I can relate to the second prayer

A deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store.

Hell, thats what I would be praying for. Who wouldn't want one of those?

tee hee.. not what Id wish for, but good luck to everyone who has

Hahahaha