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cameroncrazy822 · 09-17-2004, 07:01 AM

For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

Here's an update for you.....
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig,....
Just to get a little sausage.

The Phenomenon · 09-17-2004, 07:28 AM

hehe good one.

itch vaccine · 09-17-2004, 08:00 AM

Hmmm, thankful not to be a pig. :P

hahaha

Thanks for the joke.

Gortexfogg · 09-17-2004, 11:48 AM

Nice one, thanks.

WarriorBuddha · 09-18-2004, 08:49 AM

Ohh...scathing...I like it.

fdsafdsa · 09-19-2004, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itch vaccine

Hmmm, thankful not to be a pig. :P

hahaha

Thanks for the joke.

thankful not to have a little sausage

Destrox · 09-20-2004, 06:43 AM

Suprised noone has said it yet..

I'm no pig, I'm more like a horse.

Delvid · 09-20-2004, 12:54 PM

Great - now i am laughing at little sausage jokes.

09-17-2004, 07:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	Cows and Pigs For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you..... Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig,.... Just to get a little sausage.

09-18-2004, 08:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	Ohh...scathing...I like it. __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

09-20-2004, 06:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Suprised noone has said it yet.. I'm no pig, I'm more like a horse. __________________ You bore me.... next.

09-17-2004, 07:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
The Phenomenon Psycho Location: I think my horns are coming out	hehe good one.

09-17-2004, 08:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	Hmmm, thankful not to be a pig. :P hahaha Thanks for the joke.

09-17-2004, 11:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Nice one, thanks.

09-20-2004, 12:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
Delvid Insane Location: Missouri	Great - now i am laughing at little sausage jokes.