i like all those jokes

A man comes back to his apartment and finds evidence that while he was gone, his wife was engaged in an extramarital romp. In fact, the man's cigar smoke is still in the air. So the man rushes to the window to see if he can catch a glimpse of the offending male, and sure enough, right below his window is a man smoking a cigar waiting for a taxi.

Overcome with rage, the husband lifts his refrigerator off the ground, carries it to the window, and drops it on the man below. He then dies of a heart attack.

Three men approach St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter decides to start out by asking each man how he died.

The first man says "I was minding my own business when I was hit by a falling refrigerator"

The second man says "I died from the exertion of lifting and carrying a refrigerator"

The third man says "Well, I was hiding in this refrigerator and..."

This is the funniest joke ive heard in a VERY long time :I

What do you get when you breed a bunny rabbit with an elephant?

A dead bunny split in half

hahahahhahaha love that one ragns

stupid, but funny when in the right mood-

Knock Knock
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Who's There?
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Argo!
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Argo Who?
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Arrr-go fuck yourself!

CYNTHETIQ EDITED BECAUSE OF STUPIDITY

Any points for perseverance MODE?

Wht has the U S S Enterprise and kleenex have in common? They both circle uranus in search of cling-ons!!!! Cracks me up every time...lol

What's better than winning a silver medal in the Special Olympics?






Not being retarded.

NO.

You've been asked to stop once, please don't push the envelope.

im offended by retarded jokes.

im offended by all these jokes.

whatever happened to good ol' chicken jokes?

or dead chicken jokes.

My favorite, not counting the sig.

A flasher is walking in central park and see to old women sitting on a bench, so he exposes himself.

One has a stroke. The other couldn't reach

Not sure why but this is one of my favourite jokes
Two men are talking over a backyard fence

Man 1: My dog has no nose


Man 2: How does he smell?


MAn 1: Terrible

I'm not absolutely certain, but I think this joke originated from Monty Python. They had this big sketch based around it, and the joke itself is really funny but the skit just made it awesome. It's a bit foggy now, but I think it had something to do with scientists developing the world's funniest joke, and then them actually using it during wars to disengage the enemy. ehh, I might be totally wrong, but at least the hazy memory in my head is still pretty funny.


Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill.

It was that sketch; it was something about past attempts to create the funniest joke. We cut to Hitler giving a speech to a crowd. The dog with no nose joke is put in in the subtitles.

Yeah! thats right i remember now. they found the funniest joke in the world and it would cause people to die laughing. one guy read three words and was in hospital for a month. lol

What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?






Cancer

Oh Dear, caz. That be a repost. :thumbsup:

It went something like this(don't remember)

Q) Why don't people want to go to a gay BBQ ?

A) Because the hot dogs always taste like shit.

Please don't get offended by this.

Q. Why did Hitler commit suicide.
A. Because he saw his gas bill.