After the Date
 

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you give me a blow job?"

Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?"

"No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ...

"

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom."

that was pretty funny, didnt see the punch line coming

was this actually a written joke before it became a video? all i've seen is the video of this, the sister is pretty hot.

Its one of those 'priceless' jokes

Yeah, I've heard that joke before. It's a good one. The video, as I recall, is a commercial, and not as racy as the original joke.

the video is pretty funny

MasterCard commercial :-)

LOL!

I think that it was a spoof commercial "indecent proposal" or similar. Flintweb used to cary it.

Mike.

Did a search... I can't find a link(!) but I did find some references to Mastercard suing a spoof advert maker!!!!

I do have it on my hard drive - how do I post it?

Mike.

I remember the video... quick, where can i download it... ;) Funny joke...

thats funny shit, that guy would've been so embarrassed

Good one, <b>Dark_</b>, thanks. I'm passing that one on.

please forgive the link in the tilted humour forum (I know it is a no-no) but here is the vid.

priceless spoof

good one...my wife even laughed at it

remember this one from the old forum, the good ol' days