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Old 09-12-2004, 01:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-11-04

a little late in posting this, internet problems.
More from "Fuzzy Memories"

At first I thought a good way to get people to dig you some flower beds for free would be to call the police and say you buried some bodies in your backyard. But here's the catch: They dig everywhere, not just where you tell them to.

(Marta is Jack's wife, FYI)

The day I met Marta was the happiest day of my life, because that was the day I screwed a friend of mine out of a bunch of money.

bonus memory, since I was late posting ^^

As I stood there looking at the beautiful waterfall, I wondered how many other people had stood there, and how many had candy corn "teeth" sticking out between their lips like I did.
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Old 09-12-2004, 09:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahah that last one.. just messed.
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