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Prophecy 05-15-2003 07:03 AM

Sunday Drive
 
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 Km/h. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty- two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 219."

clifclav 05-15-2003 10:12 AM

best i've heard all day. thanks

GremlinDelirium 05-16-2003 09:18 PM

Thats cute... i wanna drive uber fast... thanks :)

gfandy 05-16-2003 09:54 PM

Nice one. Thanks

Destrox 05-17-2003 07:59 AM

hehe, i rather enjoyed that joke

thanks a lot :)

Reese 05-17-2003 12:11 PM

I've heard it before, but I cracked up laughing way before the punchline :)

Eviltree 05-17-2003 04:10 PM

hehehe, thats hillariuos

Crazdez 05-17-2003 06:52 PM

hehe..cute joke
thanks

small one 05-18-2003 07:33 AM

Good one, cheers

wakelagger 05-18-2003 02:50 PM

I like.

TerresqueÜ 05-18-2003 03:20 PM

Hahahah good one. *Adds to his list of goodies*

opentocomments 05-18-2003 06:17 PM

Re: Sunday Drive
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Dark_Prophecy
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 Km/h."
whats with the metric then to MPH?

rs8001 05-19-2003 01:46 AM

funny. Didn't see the punchline coming. Didn't catch the metric/english either good eye opentocomments.

Prophecy 05-19-2003 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by opentocomments
whats with the metric then to MPH?
metric is how it was told to me, i noticed it but i was to lazy to convert it to mph *shrugs*

cchris 05-19-2003 06:02 AM

Great joke


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