zaiaz

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig!)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy...)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the...?*#!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...lucky pig...can you imagine???)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm...)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing...)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig???)

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clifclav

some good ones. thanks

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umm, the 2nd part of the flea one is incorrect. Average man = 70 inches tall. 70 * 350 = 24500. 24500 / 12 (inches in a foot) = 2042. 2042 / 3 (feet in a yard) = 681. A football field is only 120 yards including end zones. Unless you consider heel to toe as the "length". Then the average man's foot is 12 in. 12 * 350 = 4200. 4200 / 12 = 350. 350 / 3 = 117. Then it's about right.

riptide4070

that's great!

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CSflim

These types of lists are always popping up. I really doubt the validity of alot of these! Still cool to read tho.

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TerresqueÜ

What about that pig indeed! Thats awsome, thanks.

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vulture

always thought the heart was the strongest muscle...

well, was nice to read anyway

jwoody

Would that be a male or a female pig?

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


hey, good point.... and im more right handed then left handed, so does that mean that i live for 6 years longer?

great list, and thanks for sharing

oscar0308

my wife already knew that.

nash

I thought all urine glows under black light

BigBlueWrecking

I have gotten this email before....pretty funny.

viveleroi0

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.)


lol... i thought games like gta3 and postal2 were only FAKE squirting blood that far... maybe it could happen.

KEYNOTE: Don't want to see proof though.

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uber1

heart is the strongest muscle! an atomic fart thats great.

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bravo49

I WANT TO BE A PIIIG !!!

Karnic

Funny Commentary.....Good stuff though I'm not to sure about the Humans and Dolphins being the only ones that have sex for fun

joshibahn

www.dolphinsex.org, messed up.......

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microdot

I'm pretty sure a certain species of ape has sex within the community to form bonds, so maybe its not pleasure, but it sounds like it might be.

Tarn

very intresting

Keg-o-Grog

hmmm.. pig you say ?

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Arachnid

loved the extra comments
( damn pigs )

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krazy!!!
I'm gonna live longer than my babe! NOO! I wouldn't be able to live without her, just horrible!
(i guess i better start using my left from now on)
kewl thread

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Poloboy

Per cubic centimeter, or whatever you want to measure in, basically per unit of volume the tongue is the strongest muscle. As for overall strength, your ass is (gluteus maximus) just because the muscle's so damn big.

monty121052

Which pig told.

Batman976

I've seen some messed up shit in my day, but GOD DAMN that is disturbing. Even more so when you check the links at the bottom.

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mystmarimatt

50 times a day for a lion? jeez, does he do nothing but mate? jiminy

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