witmol

I hope this is not a repost.

There was this guy who lived in Chicago. He was very successful at his job. He had a wife and was happily married. And he had lots of money. Then one day he heard A Voice. The Voice said, “Quit your job, sell your property, and move to Las Vegas.” He said to himself, “What was that all about?” All that day he heard The Voice over and over and over. It was driving him crazy! He decided he was working too hard so he took the next day off.
While he was at home he kept hearing The Voice. “Quit your job, sell all your property, and move to Las Vegas.” He finally decided to move. So the next day he quit his job, sold his property and moved to Las Vegas.
When he got there The Voice said, “Go to the Stardust Casino.” So he went there. He got there and The Voice said, “Go to the Roulette Wheel. Put all your money on red 16.” So he does. The man behind the wheel started it to spin around and around and around. It finally stops on black 12. The Voice says, “well... shit!”

doodah

what in the world? i dont get it.... blah!

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MageB420666

yeah.... it doesn't make much sense, but the irony of it is kinda funny...

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skier

hehe just because there's a voice in your head it doesn't mean you should listen to it :P

btw. if the 16 is red, shouldn't the 12 be red too?

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mordret

It's a good one ; I already knew it, though ...