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Hanxter · 05-15-2003, 04:50 AM

A little old lady called 911. When the operator answered she
yelled, "Help! Send the police to my house right away! There's
a damned republican on my front porch, lookin' through my window and he's playing with himself."

"What?" the operator exclaimed!

"I said there is a damned republican on my front porch playing
with himself! Please send the police!" the little old lady
repeated.

"Ma'am, how do you know he's a republican?"

"Because, you damned fool, if he were a democrat, he'd be
screwing somebody."

zaiaz · 05-15-2003, 06:01 AM

ARRRGGGHHH....i hate when that happens.

05-15-2003, 04:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Political Science A little old lady called 911. When the operator answered she yelled, "Help! Send the police to my house right away! There's a damned republican on my front porch, lookin' through my window and he's playing with himself." "What?" the operator exclaimed! "I said there is a damned republican on my front porch playing with himself! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated. "Ma'am, how do you know he's a republican?" "Because, you damned fool, if he were a democrat, he'd be screwing somebody."

05-15-2003, 06:01 AM	#2 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	ARRRGGGHHH....i hate when that happens. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...