05-15-2003, 04:50 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Political Science
A little old lady called 911. When the operator answered she
yelled, "Help! Send the police to my house right away! There's a damned republican on my front porch, lookin' through my window and he's playing with himself." "What?" the operator exclaimed! "I said there is a damned republican on my front porch playing with himself! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated. "Ma'am, how do you know he's a republican?" "Because, you damned fool, if he were a democrat, he'd be screwing somebody." |
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