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Old 09-08-2004, 04:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Little Melissa's Valentine

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she
asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to
think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a
little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to
Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the
place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate
anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow the shit out of him."
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Old 09-08-2004, 04:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I started wondering why this was in the humor section, then I read the last line. That's great!
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Old 09-08-2004, 05:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hilarious!
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Old 09-08-2004, 06:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Bravo! Good one.
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Old 09-08-2004, 06:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I was almost misled by the sappy begining. Very funny.
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Old 09-08-2004, 11:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I saw that one coming.
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Old 09-09-2004, 12:45 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Almost too funny ! Thanks !
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Old 09-13-2004, 12:57 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Didn't work out why this is "humour" until the very end
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Saw it coming.
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Old 09-15-2004, 05:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i didnt see it comin so, funnay!
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