Crooky

Q: How do you get a dog to sound like a cat?

A: Freeze it solid and run it though the table saw: "Meeeooowww!"


Q: How do you get a cat to sound like a dog?

A: Douse it with rubbing alchohol and drop a match in its fur: "Wooooffff!"


Okay, I think I'll pack my swim trunks now because it's hot where I am going!

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"Doors aren't like assholes! They don't shut themselves!"

pilot123

pretty funny

clifclav

very cute. hell worthy yes, but cute

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Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!