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Hanxter · 05-14-2003, 10:32 AM

A couple made a deal that who ever died first, would come back and inform the other of the after life.

The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven.

After a long life the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact.

"Mary... Mary.... "

"Is that you Fred?"

"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."

"What is it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon - supper - then sex till late at night, sleep, then start all over again."

"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

vevaphon · 05-14-2003, 11:42 AM

cute.

TerresqueÜ · 05-14-2003, 12:21 PM

Pro-creation is what rabbits are good at :-P

Shade · 05-14-2003, 12:25 PM

nice

John_Gault · 05-14-2003, 12:46 PM

good one.

cJoe · 05-14-2003, 04:47 PM

I guess a higher life form

Silverbrain · 05-14-2003, 04:51 PM

Good one!

RAMONES!!! · 05-14-2003, 04:54 PM

wow i liked it

loganmule · 05-14-2003, 08:40 PM

I like it...will add to my joke folder

hotzot · 05-14-2003, 09:41 PM

got a chuckle!

Locobot · 05-14-2003, 11:11 PM

yeah!

zaiaz · 05-15-2003, 06:11 AM

I want to be a pig.

05-14-2003, 10:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	The Afterlife A couple made a deal that who ever died first, would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact. "Mary... Mary.... " "Is that you Fred?" "Yes, I have come back like we agreed." "What is it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon - supper - then sex till late at night, sleep, then start all over again." "Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." "Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas."

05-14-2003, 11:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
vevaphon Insane Location: Ass end of Nowhere	cute. __________________ "Faster. And faster still. Until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." --- DKM

05-14-2003, 12:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Pro-creation is what rabbits are good at :-P __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-14-2003, 12:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
John_Gault Crazy Location: Beach House on the Moon	good one. __________________ The battle against abject stupidity cannot be fought with reason. I am Head inquisitor in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does... Join the Revolution!

05-14-2003, 04:47 PM	#6 (permalink)
cJoe Insane	I guess a higher life form __________________ I've got plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it. ...Calvin

05-14-2003, 04:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Good one! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

05-14-2003, 04:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	wow i liked it __________________ Come on

05-14-2003, 08:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	I like it...will add to my joke folder

05-14-2003, 09:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	got a chuckle! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

05-14-2003, 11:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
Locobot is awesome!	yeah!

05-15-2003, 06:11 AM	#12 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	I want to be a pig. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-14-2003, 12:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Shade Upright	nice