bobby

A SON asks: "Daddy, how was I born?"

The DAD replies: "Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway...

Mom and dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed little virus appeared. And that's the story."

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Dilbert1234567

i had cyber sex once, but the firewall broke and i got a virus..

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Mantus

I think ill end up using that one in the future. Makes allot more sense then birds and bees or garden patches.

small one

That's one way of putting it

WarriorBuddha

Interesting metaphors. I like it.

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