Beware Terrorism! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Vizzini · 09-03-2004, 01:00 PM

I remember seeing this awhile back somewhere but could not find anything when I searched.

http://2xy.org/features/terrorism.html

Mantus · 09-03-2004, 06:21 PM

Some of those are really great, thanks Vizzini

kinsaj · 09-03-2004, 08:18 PM

Really hilarious. Thanks.

KirStang · 09-03-2004, 08:27 PM

"If you are vin diesel, yell really loud"

Great stuff

itch vaccine · 09-03-2004, 09:16 PM

Hahaha, gotta love this one

"If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting"

Tophat665 · 09-03-2004, 09:41 PM

<img src="http://www.ubergadget.com/blog/archives/images/shock.jpg">
The Flash had a heart attack, or
Poorly drawn people will be electrocuted.

Dilbert1234567 · 09-04-2004, 12:27 PM

those are great,

Dwayne · 09-04-2004, 02:31 PM

LOL. This is right up there with Duck and Cover when a Nuclear bomb goes off.

Kazic · 09-04-2004, 04:43 PM

lol those are hilarious.

Ilow · 09-05-2004, 04:06 PM

that's some funny stuff, I love the creativity.

MikeyChalupa · 09-07-2004, 01:16 PM

Much like www.airtoons.com in it's heyday...

-Mikey

freeload · 09-07-2004, 02:14 PM

Wish my goverment could come up with something like that... closest call was when they used a lot of money to find a new font for licence plates...The new font is a lot harder to read! Good waste of money!

Acetylene · 09-12-2004, 09:54 AM

OH MY --ING GOD!!!!

This is so funny I thought I would suffocate and die right here in the library.

Willravel · 09-13-2004, 05:15 PM

"Hurricanes, animal corpses and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it."
Awesome.

brikellxx · 09-13-2004, 09:33 PM

so hilarious

Gortexfogg · 09-14-2004, 05:25 AM

Veru funny, thanks!

datroyenschwart · 10-06-2004, 04:16 PM

No one wants to see that shit-- I choked on my soda when I read this.

WarriorBuddha · 10-06-2004, 09:03 PM

Great stuff. Thanks for the link.

dmt767s · 10-07-2004, 08:53 AM

I'm still laughing at it, great.

Byzantium · 10-07-2004, 10:02 AM

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit

I was laughing out loud by the time got to this one.
Awesome.

boggled bologna · 10-08-2004, 06:05 PM

hahahahahahaha

Amarth · 10-08-2004, 10:18 PM

*bump*
Definately needed to be remembered.

akechi · 10-09-2004, 04:05 AM

"If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo."

hehehehe ~ funny

Paradise Lost · 10-09-2004, 01:16 PM

If you are under a collapsed building, do not reduce oxygen by farting...

09-03-2004, 01:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
Vizzini Addict Location: Vancouver, BC	Beware Terrorism! I remember seeing this awhile back somewhere but could not find anything when I searched. http://2xy.org/features/terrorism.html __________________ Inconceivable!

09-03-2004, 08:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
kinsaj Psycho Location: somewhere out there	Really hilarious. Thanks. __________________ boom

09-03-2004, 09:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	<img src="http://www.ubergadget.com/blog/archives/images/shock.jpg"> The Flash had a heart attack, or Poorly drawn people will be electrocuted. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-04-2004, 12:27 PM	#7 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	those are great, __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

09-04-2004, 04:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Kazic Psycho Location: Fortress of Solitude	lol those are hilarious. __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids,we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

09-03-2004, 06:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	Some of those are really great, thanks Vizzini

09-03-2004, 08:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
KirStang Future Bureaucrat	"If you are vin diesel, yell really loud" Great stuff

09-03-2004, 09:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
itch vaccine Psycho Location: on my spinning computer chair	Hahaha, gotta love this one "If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting"

09-04-2004, 02:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
Dwayne Crazy Location: New England	LOL. This is right up there with Duck and Cover when a Nuclear bomb goes off.

09-05-2004, 04:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ilow Junkie Location: Pats country	that's some funny stuff, I love the creativity. __________________ "Religion is the one area of our discourse in which it is considered noble to pretend to be certain about things no human being could possibly be certain about" --Sam Harris

09-07-2004, 01:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Much like www.airtoons.com in it's heyday... -Mikey

09-07-2004, 02:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
freeload Done freeloading here Location: on my ass :) - Norway	Wish my goverment could come up with something like that... closest call was when they used a lot of money to find a new font for licence plates...The new font is a lot harder to read! Good waste of money!

09-12-2004, 09:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	OH MY --ING GOD!!!! This is so funny I thought I would suffocate and die right here in the library. __________________ There's no justice. There's just us.

09-13-2004, 05:15 PM	#14 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	"Hurricanes, animal corpses and your potential new tattoo have a lot in common. Think about it." Awesome.

09-13-2004, 09:33 PM	#15 (permalink)
brikellxx Junkie	so hilarious

10-06-2004, 09:03 PM	#18 (permalink)
WarriorBuddha Crazy Location: Japan	Great stuff. Thanks for the link. __________________ Thockmorton knew if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it.

10-07-2004, 08:53 AM	#19 (permalink)
dmt767s Upright Location: Southwest Missouri	I'm still laughing at it, great. __________________ w00t

10-08-2004, 06:05 PM	#21 (permalink)
boggled bologna Tilted	hahahahahahaha

10-08-2004, 10:18 PM	#22 (permalink)
Amarth Loser Location: About 50,000 feet in the air... oh shit.	bump Definately needed to be remembered.

09-14-2004, 05:25 AM	#16 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Veru funny, thanks!

10-06-2004, 04:16 PM	#17 (permalink)
datroyenschwart Tilted Location: North Carolina (college)	No one wants to see that shit-- I choked on my soda when I read this. __________________ Every day that I am alive is a great day. Life is filled with potential and love is everywhere.

10-07-2004, 10:02 AM	#20 (permalink)
Byzantium Upright	If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit I was laughing out loud by the time got to this one. Awesome.

10-09-2004, 04:05 AM	#23 (permalink)
akechi Insane	"If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo." hehehehe ~ funny __________________ ~DJ PLAY THAT MUSIC LOUDER ONEGAI~

10-09-2004, 01:16 PM	#24 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	If you are under a collapsed building, do not reduce oxygen by farting... __________________ "Marino could do it."