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Again from "Fuzzy Memories"

"I'll take that little one, way in the back," I said.
"That little collie mix?" said the animal shelter guy.
"No," I said, "the one behind him."
"The gray terrier?" he said.
"He's gray," I said, "but way in the back, in the corner."
"You mean the water faucet?" he said. I realized then it was a water faucet, but I didn't want to look like a jerk, so I said, "Yeah, that's the one I want."
It end up costing me almost five hundred dollars to get that faucet removed. But you know, I've still got that faucet, and I wouldn't trade it for any dog in the world.

CoachAlan

More premium material from a king of nonsense. I may not comment on all the Handey you post, but rest assured I will get a chuckle out of each one. Keep up the good work.

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Kazic

hahah so messed

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