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Hanxter · 05-14-2003, 10:23 AM

WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married
again?

MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN: (makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?

MAN: No, she's left-handed.

TerresqueÜ · 05-14-2003, 12:22 PM

One of my favorites. Thanks

John_Gault · 05-14-2003, 12:41 PM

I love that joke.

cchris · 05-14-2003, 06:32 PM

Classic

hotzot · 05-14-2003, 06:49 PM

good one!

crackpot · 05-14-2003, 09:11 PM

Aw, that's a great one. Thanks man!

Slims · 05-14-2003, 11:23 PM

hehehehe, nice one, thanks.

zaiaz · 05-15-2003, 06:09 AM

OMG....not again.

ApheX · 05-15-2003, 08:27 AM

that is a good joke!!

clifclav · 05-15-2003, 10:07 AM

still gets a chuckle

GSRIDER · 05-15-2003, 01:03 PM

Perfect!!!! I'd send it to my dad but I'm not sure how far from the truth it is.

Fly · 05-15-2003, 01:07 PM

yeah baby......goin' fuckin' golfin'...........wooooooohoooooooooo

Minx · 05-15-2003, 01:32 PM

A classic and a very good one!

macmanmike6100 · 05-15-2003, 10:30 PM

thanks for the contribution...although I didn't expect this one given the title

troit · 05-16-2003, 04:39 AM

Classic slip-up.....

GremlinDelirium · 05-16-2003, 09:02 PM

Something tells me this isn't a "hypothetical" situation....

Cuball · 05-17-2003, 03:05 AM

nice stuff, i'll keep it :-)

Eviltree · 05-17-2003, 04:18 PM

hehehe, good one

05-14-2003, 10:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	OOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) MAN: (makes audible groan) WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed? MAN: Where else would we sleep? WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers? MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs? MAN: No, she's left-handed.

05-14-2003, 12:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	One of my favorites. Thanks __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-14-2003, 12:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
John_Gault Crazy Location: Beach House on the Moon	I love that joke. __________________ The battle against abject stupidity cannot be fought with reason. I am Head inquisitor in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does... Join the Revolution!

05-14-2003, 06:32 PM	#4 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Classic __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-14-2003, 06:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	good one! __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

05-14-2003, 09:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Aw, that's a great one. Thanks man!

05-14-2003, 11:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hehehehe, nice one, thanks. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

05-15-2003, 06:09 AM	#8 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	OMG....not again. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

05-15-2003, 08:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
ApheX Tilted Location: uk	that is a good joke!!

05-15-2003, 10:07 AM	#10 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	still gets a chuckle __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

05-15-2003, 01:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Perfect!!!! I'd send it to my dad but I'm not sure how far from the truth it is. __________________ No signature at this time.

05-15-2003, 01:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	yeah baby......goin' fuckin' golfin'...........wooooooohoooooooooo __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-15-2003, 01:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	A classic and a very good one! __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-15-2003, 10:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
macmanmike6100 High Honorary Junkie Location: Tri-state.	thanks for the contribution...although I didn't expect this one given the title

05-16-2003, 04:39 AM	#15 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Classic slip-up..... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

05-17-2003, 03:05 AM	#17 (permalink)
Cuball Insane Location: Belgium	nice stuff, i'll keep it :-) __________________ Let's GO

05-16-2003, 09:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Something tells me this isn't a "hypothetical" situation.... __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

05-17-2003, 04:18 PM	#18 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	hehehe, good one