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WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married
again?

MAN: Definitely not!

WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

MAN: Of course I do.

WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)

MAN: (makes audible groan)

WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

MAN: Where else would we sleep?

WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?

MAN: No, she's left-handed.

One of my favorites. Thanks

I love that joke.

Classic

good one!

Aw, that's a great one. Thanks man!

hehehehe, nice one, thanks.

OMG....not again.

that is a good joke!!

still gets a chuckle

Perfect!!!! I'd send it to my dad but I'm not sure how far from the truth it is.

yeah baby......goin' fuckin' golfin'...........wooooooohoooooooooo

A classic and a very good one!

thanks for the contribution...although I didn't expect this one given the title

Classic slip-up.....

Something tells me this isn't a "hypothetical" situation.... ;)

nice stuff, i'll keep it :-)

hehehe, good one