Jack Handey Quote of the Day 9-01-04
 

Thought I'd post one or two of these per day, I have 4 books of Jack Handey Quotes (As seen on Saturday Night Live).

From "Fuzzy Memories"

I think the best Thanksgiving I ever had was the one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down and explained that business hadn't been good at Dad's store, so we couldn't afford a turkey. We had vegetables and bread and pie, and it was just fine.
Later I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom to thank them, and I caught them eating a little turkey.
I guess that wasn't really the best Thanksgiving.

heh so messed up.