Mommy's Balloons
 

A kid was taking a shower with his mom and asks, "what are those things on your chest?" Not wanting to answer she changed the subject. The next day the boy went up to his dad and asked "What are those things on Mommy's chest?" he replied "They are balloons so when Mommy dies they will inflate and she will float to heaven. A couple weeks later the father comes home early and his son runs out and says "Daddy, Daddy, Mom is dying" the father asks "what are you talking about?" "Well, Uncle Harry is blowing up her balloons and she's yelling 'Oh God I'm coming'"

hehehehe... hmm.. boobies!

I like it.

heheh. Thanks for the laugh Lost-in-Space!

Good one.

lol nice one!

I love ignorant children :)

lol thats pretty funny stuff!

lol, never heard this one but its good

Now, why was this kid taking a shower with mommy??? And bad bad Uncle Harry!! funny joke though

that's awesome.

mmm incest *shifty eyes*

Pretty funny stuff,thanks for sharing !!!

Hahah!

good one...

that was wrong

so uncle harry has problems

hahahahahaahaahaha

lol thats an awesome joke

hhhhaha, funny

good one, reminds me of another one a while back, something about an uncle in the closet....forget the rest though :confused:

there's a snake in the grass and your headlights are on!!

haha funny one :) yeah magic_hat that one was great

Oh daddy stop the devil

haha, thats so cool. Little children jokes... sigh.

that was good, but here is another version...here goes...

ok.... little johnny asks his dad why animals and humans stiff thier legs up when they die, so he tells him, "its so god can haul them up to heaven quickly." so he is satified. then the next day, he tells his dad. "DAD. MOM ALMOST DIED!" and so he explains the story. "mom was laying on the bed and then she was screaming,"oh my god i am coming!" with her legs up in the air. good thing uncle hary was there to hold her down to the bed so that she wouldnt float up to heaven...

BOOBIES!!!!

hehe