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Old 05-14-2003, 09:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Not one dirty word in it at all...

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.
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Old 05-14-2003, 11:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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cute
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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har har har =)
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nice work. I love jokes like this.
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one, I like a good clean joke now and then.
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Old 05-14-2003, 12:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I wouldn't call it thaaaaat clean...
When I hear clean, I always think bible humour, where no one gets offended. But they usually suck.
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Old 05-14-2003, 06:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2003, 08:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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decent and semi-clean
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Old 05-15-2003, 06:37 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Who care if it clean or not clean....it's funny as,, hello...
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Old 05-15-2003, 10:17 AM   #10 (permalink)
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very cute. thanks
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Old 05-16-2003, 08:53 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2003, 07:35 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Heh heh. Nice joke. Could sorta tell from the headline that it'd go something like that... thanks <b>Cynthetiq</b>!
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Old 05-19-2003, 09:32 AM   #13 (permalink)
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cool,nice one.thanx eh....the kids'll get a kick outta this
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Old 05-19-2003, 01:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Heh, I liked it.
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Old 05-19-2003, 07:39 PM   #15 (permalink)
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That's a classic for sure. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 05-19-2003, 08:55 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 05-19-2003, 09:36 PM   #17 (permalink)
 
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heehhe lol rofl
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Old 07-22-2003, 05:11 PM   #18 (permalink)
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corny? yes
funny? hell yes
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:01 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Hehehe.. Corny is the right word!
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:56 AM   #20 (permalink)
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lol first corny but still funny joke ever.
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:03 AM   #21 (permalink)
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yea, it's a good corny joke
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:48 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Hahaha... good one
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Old 07-23-2003, 08:53 AM   #23 (permalink)
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damn funny corny joke, just the kind I like to PUNish my friends with lol...
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Old 07-23-2003, 09:36 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Groans all around at the bar. I can see it now.
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:49 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Good one!
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:25 AM   #26 (permalink)
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hahaha funny one!!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:06 PM   #27 (permalink)
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hilarious!
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:10 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2003, 04:48 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Good groaner! I'll be tellin' that round the water cooler tomorrow!
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