Not one dirty word in it at all...
 

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

cute

har har har =)

Nice work. I love jokes like this.

Good one, I like a good clean joke now and then.

I wouldn't call it thaaaaat clean...
When I hear clean, I always think bible humour, where no one gets offended. But they usually suck.

pretty good

decent and semi-clean

Who care if it clean or not clean....it's funny as,, hello...

very cute. thanks

clever

Heh heh. Nice joke. Could sorta tell from the headline that it'd go something like that... thanks <b>Cynthetiq</b>!

cool,nice one.thanx eh....the kids'll get a kick outta this

Heh, I liked it.

That's a classic for sure. Thanks for the laugh.

ha

heehhe lol rofl

corny? yes
funny? hell yes

Hehehe.. Corny is the right word!

lol first corny but still funny joke ever.

yea, it's a good corny joke

Hahaha... good one

damn funny corny joke, just the kind I like to PUNish my friends with lol...

Groans all around at the bar. I can see it now.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one!

hahaha funny one!!!!!!!!!

hilarious!

good one

Good groaner! I'll be tellin' that round the water cooler tomorrow!