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cameroncrazy822 · 09-01-2004, 09:33 AM

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next
Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out
of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate
that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to
show support for all American women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

God bless America !
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

Silvy · 09-01-2004, 10:34 AM

I'd like to note that being muslim does not equal to being a terrorist.

But nudity as a way of fighting terrorism is original.

MageB420666 · 09-01-2004, 10:35 AM

If only that were true, although I think I might have a problem with my girlfriend walking around naked in view of the general public, many of which who would undoubtedly have cameras.And I have to agree with Silvy, not all followers of Islam are terrorists.

cameroncrazy822 · 09-01-2004, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silvy

I'd like to note that being muslim does not equal to being a terrorist.

But nudity as a way of fighting terrorism is original.

This wasn't posted in titled politics hence the light-hearted nature of the post. Thanks for the clarification though on Muslims not equating to meaning terrorist.

09-01-2004, 09:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
cameroncrazy822 Junkie Location: MD	Fight Terrorism We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity. God bless America ! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

09-01-2004, 10:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	I'd like to note that being muslim does not equal to being a terrorist. But nudity as a way of fighting terrorism is original. __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

09-01-2004, 10:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
MageB420666 <Insert wise statement here> Location: Hell if I know	If only that were true, although I think I might have a problem with my girlfriend walking around naked in view of the general public, many of which who would undoubtedly have cameras.And I have to agree with Silvy, not all followers of Islam are terrorists. __________________ Apathy: The best outlook this side of I don't give a damn.