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Old 08-31-2004, 10:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Favorite blonde joke

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar.

He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the 'gator will close his mouth for one minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my personals unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligators open mouth as the crowd gasped. The alligator closes his jaws. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up and made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.

"I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."
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Old 09-01-2004, 04:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that's good stuff
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Old 09-01-2004, 03:52 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I fucking love it. That was great.
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Old 09-02-2004, 12:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This joke and Turner Brown have made my day. Thanks.
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Old 09-06-2004, 05:35 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I didnt see it coming, that was good!
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Old 09-07-2004, 12:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Very, very good
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